Ok, I love my wife.. she's the best

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Ehh, me... ehh... writing a blog post...
W:Good... about?
H:Ehh... Will you have tea?

She caught on that I was trying to divert her attention. She not only made me change the title from "Ok, I am scared of my wife" to "Ok, I love my wife.. she's the best" but also forced me to make tea...

I don't mind accepting that I am scared of my wife. She's a terror - in a nice way though. She is good at stimulating my intellectual senses.

For example, the other day, she was complaining about the fact that I don't do anything at home. A couple of hours later, she was feeling guilty that I was doing too much work. Bed ridden that she is, owing to a back pain, she decided to help me by shouting out instructions about the optimal way of making tea. I didn't particularly enjoy it and decided to double her doze of pain killers / sleep inducers.

Satisfied by the fact that I followed her instructions, she decided to sleep. I like "pain killers"... i've decided to have some too...

My dear wife

It has been quite a while since I've written. This while started after I got married. Everyday, I have to get back home and "talk" to her. I mean, she talks to me... and I am suppossed to listen... on weekends, i spend my day either buying something for the house or evaluating what my wife, Ayushi, bought. My evaluations till now have been 10/10, consistently. And while I'm sleeping, i'm encouraged to dream about her and therefore, I've had little time to write.
Thus, I dedicate this blog to my dear wife. I believe the universal rule applies even while I'm blogging. I cant take chances. My dear wife is:

1. Amazing
2. The most beautiful girl ever.
3. NOT fat.. mind you...
2. Funny
3. Understanding
4. Intense
5. She keeps me happy all the time...
Yes, it takes a lot of effort to keep her happy... every man must have guessed...